Colleges now require conservatives to seal their mouths shut with Gorilla Glue
UNITED STATES—We’re all aware of the massive censorship and intimidation that conservatives face on college campuses nationwide. Woke leftism and...
Month: February 2021
Cuomo blames his pen for making him sign nursing home order that killed thousands
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo has accepted the responsibility of blaming his pen for making him sign the nursing home order,...
Shaun King launches BLM inspired flaming pillow company
The political pillow fight just became even bigger and even more mostly peaceful.Black Lives Matter activist Shaun King announced he...
Emmy winner Andrew Cuomo to star in new sitcom ‘How I Killed Your Grandmother’
NEW YORK—Emmy award winner and New York Governor landed a great role in the new sitcom "How I Killed Your...
BREAKING: Trump fails to condemn violence following impeachment acquittal
(CNN) President Trump was acquitted in his second impeachment trial on Saturday, but there was one thing notably missing –...
Biden signs executive order mandating Gorilla Glue face masks for all Americans
WASHINGTON, DC—Dominion-elected-President Joe Biden has already signed several executive orders as the USA transitions into a communist state. His latest...
Donald Trump is the first back-to-back impeachment champion ever
WASHINGTON, DC—There has never been a two-time, let alone a back-to-back impeachment champion until now. Donald Trump has defeated the...
Local dad finally gets a rest after exhausting week of turning off the lights for everyone else
Local father of five adorable munchkins, Peter Bougereaux was finally able to rest on the couch this evening after an...
BREAKING: Joe Biden gets stuck sniffing woman who used Gorilla Glue for hairspray
BATON ROUGE, LA—TikToker Tessica Brown thought she had seen the end of her problems after uploading a video in which...
Cuomo hires crack team to find the ‘real killer’ of NY nursing home COVID victims
NEW YORK CITY—New York Governor Andrew Coumo has announced that he is taking responsibility for the COVID deaths in his...
