Month: March 2021

Moms relieved Pepé Le Pew is canceled so their kids can get back to watching ‘Wet Ass Pussy’ in peace

Exavier Saskagoochie March 10, 2021

US—Moms around the country are relieved that the Loony Toons character Pepé Le Pew has been cancelled so their kids...

Call for recently laid off HuffPo writers

Exavier Saskagoochie March 10, 2021

Dear laid off Huffington Post writers, we know you're hurt and struggling in this time of flux, but there are...

Biden approval rating surges after he’s replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself

Exavier Saskagoochie March 10, 2021

US—President Biden's approval rating has surged after he was replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself yesterday. The move came...

Disney releases first oppressed princess Meghan doll

Exavier Saskagoochie March 9, 2021

VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has released the first oppressed princess Meghan doll—a new line of toys marketed to young girls....

Dems celebrate ‘Make Women History’ Month through sex-selective abortion rights

Exavier Saskagoochie March 9, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats celebrated "Make Women History" Month by promoting the elimination of all women through sex-selective abortion and other progressive...

Biden signs executive order banning all viruses and diseases on Earth

Rafi Metz March 8, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—In what many are hailing as nothing short of a miracle, President Biden signed an executive order today banning...

AOC orders her steaks medium because large steaks aren’t eco-friendly

Exavier Saskagoochie March 8, 2021

BROOKLYN—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) does not mess around when she goes out to eat. She is fully masked and she...

Biden ends all racism by renaming The White House ‘Privileged House’

The Lonely Rogue March 6, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—The Harris-Biden-Pelosi administration has officially renamed the obviously racist White House "Privileged House" following a national poll. “Yes, it’s...