Obamas release old photographs of pregnant Michelle
After years of speculation surrounding Malia and Sasha Obama's biological maternity, photos of a pregnant Michelle Obama surfaced, firmly putting...
Year: 2021
CDC recommends 4th booster shot for those who haven’t died yet
ATLANTA—The Centers for Disease Control and Promotion (CDC) is now recommending a fourth COVID vaccine booster shot for all of...
Shoppers already lining up for Black Friday deals outside of cargo ship off California coast
LOS ANGELES—Shoppers have already started lining up for this year's Black Friday deals at beaches across California. They have their...
BLM unsure what to loot with store shelves now empty
As the nation's retail stores find themselves in a supply chain crisis, Black Lives Matters chapters across the country find...
FDA agrees to use children in deadly experiments instead of dogs
WASHINGTON, DC—Following outrage about Dr. Anthony Fauci's use of beagles in horrible experiments, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has...
Democrats change 2022 campaign slogan to ‘Try to lower your expectations’
WASHINGTON, DC—For the first time ever, politicians are promising less during an election. The Democrats have changed their 2022 campaign...
CNN: Fauci’s dog torture experiments were mostly peaceful
(CNN) The Republicans are leading another witch hunt against Dr. Anthony Fauci, who conducted mostly peaceful dog torture experiments while...
MasterClass announces new offering: Alec Baldwin Teaches Gun Safety
HOLLYWOOD—MasterClass always chooses the best people for their classes. Like when they chose Paul Krugman to teach economics. That was...
BREAKING: Crazed white supremacist kills 1 in movie set mass shooting
NEW MEXICO—A crazed white supremacist—Alec Baldwin—has killed one and injured another in a mass shooting on the set of the...
How many people have to die before we enact common sense Alec Baldwin control?
When our great President Joe Biden said that white supremacy is the number one problem facing America, he wasn't joking....
