United States Military to Stop Fighting All Wars to Combat Climate Change
UNITED STATES—Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin announced today that the United States military will no longer directly engage in any wars...
Year: 2022
BREAKING: Elon Musk steps down as Twitter CEO, announces new CEO: El Musko
US—Twitter CEO Elon Musk has stepped down as Twitter CEO after a majority of Twitter users polled by Musk voted...
BREAKING: New York Times supports Nazis with Swastika crossword on first day of Chanukah
NEW YORK—The New York Times have officially come out in support of the National Socialist Nazi Party with a Swastika...
BREAKING: France surrenders World Cup final
DOHA, QATAR—Argentina won the 2022 World Cup final after France surrendered. "We won the last World Cup and it just...
How to Know if You’re Being Gaslit, or if You’re Just Crazy
In an interview with a U.S. citizen who requested that her name be removed due to “family issues,” a woman...
Tucker Carlson gives touching tribute to one of America’s greatest leaders Adam Kinzinger
Try not to ball your eyes out crying at this touching send off! https://rumble.com/embed/v1yevca/?pub=w2au8
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau wins local drag queen contest without even trying
OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau made a guest appearance at a local Drag Queen contest. He walked on the stage for, all glitz...
BREAKING: Santa Claus has died unexpectedly following Fauci visit
NORTH POLE—The world is reeling from news that Santa Claus has died suddenly and unexpectedly, shocking experts who were sure...
BREAKING: Death by coincidence is at an all-time high
US—Medical experts from the Center for Disease Control and Perpetuation (CDC) have confirmed that deaths by coincidence are at an...
BREAKING: Sam Bankman-Fried has tragically died in a plane crash tomorrow
NEW YORK—In a shocking coincidence, Sam Bankman-Fried, the man who used stolen crypto funds to donate to Democratic Party candidates,...
