BREAKING: Rep Jamaal Bowman causes another insurrection by pulling fire alarm during hearing
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, Congressman Jamaal Bowman has once again incited an insurrection within the hallowed halls...
Month: September 2023
Biden awards Gen. Milley participation trophy for Afghanistan
WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to spin the disastrous Afghanistan situation, US President* Joe Biden awarded Chairman of the Joint Chiefs...
Justin Trudeau adds Hologram Adolf Hitler to campaign trail
ONTARIO- Canadian Prime Minister made massive changes to his reelection campaign's strategy and personnel, including the addition of a former...
Protestor who glued herself to Senator Feinstein can still vote on her behalf
WASHINGTON, DC—A climate change protestor who glued herself to Senator Dianne Feinstein earlier this month can continue voting on her...
BREAKING: Xi Jinping expected to announce replacement for late US Senator Diane Feinstein today
In an astonishing display of international political prowess, General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party, Xi Jinping, wasted no time...
BREAKING: Dianne Feinstein, formerly mistaken for petrified alien mummy, dead at 90
In a surprising turn of events, Dianne Feinstein, once mistaken for a petrified alien mummy due to her seemingly ageless...
BREAKING: Diane Feinstein quits Senate to focus on hosting ‘Tales from the Crypt’
In a shocking career pivot, Senator Dianne Feinstein has announced her decision to step down from her Senate seat to...
Disney releases new children’s version of ‘Two Girls One Cup’
In a surprising departure from their usual lineup of fairy tales and talking animals, Disney has just released a heartwarming...
NY Mayor Replaces Statue of Liberty with ‘National Treasure’ Cassidy Hutchinson
NEW YORK—In an unprecedented twist, the Mayor of New York City Eric Adams has announced he has replaced the Statue...
BREAKING: Fox declares Jeb the unanimous winner of last night’s GOP debate
MILWAUKEE—In a shocking turn of events that has left the political world in disbelief, Fox News has declared former presidential...
