Nation mourns horrible tragedy that mass shooter wasn’t white
(CNN) Thousands across the country are mourning the loss by the mainstream media of another chance to stoke the white...
Rafi Metz
Rafi is the king of satire, a master of his trade. Nobody is immune to his hyperbolic and satirical outrage. Nobody is spared from being the object of his incessant mockery. Because at the end of the day, everyone is a parody of themselves.
If you'd like to support my daily satirical outbursts, donations are always welcome by clicking here.
BREAKING: Trump Indicted For Failure To Return Shopping Cart To Front Of Store
UNITED STATES—The Department of Justice has indicted former President Donald Trump for failure to return his shopping cart to the...
BREAKING: United Airlines bolsters DEI requirements, now hiring blind people as pilots
US—United Airlines announced today that it is bolstering its DEI requirements and is now hiring blind people to be pilots....
Amid inflation, Millennials forced to ‘rent a vowel’ on Wheel of Fortune
Amid staggering inflation, Millennials have been forced to change their financial habits. Most worrisome is that Millennial contestants on Wheel...
BREAKING: Trump Indicted For Making America Great Again
UNITED STATES—The Department of Justice has indicted former President Donald Trump yet again, this time for making America great again...
Government Reminds Everyone To Back Up Their Computer Hard Drives Just In Case Hurricane Hilary Deletes Their Emails
UNITED STATES—As Hurricane Hilary makes its way into Southern California and the southwestern United States, government officials are warning citizens...
BREAKING: Trump Indicted For Not Putting Toilet Seat Down After Leaving Bathroom
UNITED STATES—The Department of Justice has indicted former President Donald Trump for his failure to put down the toilet seat...
Trump Indicted For Assassination Of President William McKinley
UNITED STATES—The Department of Justice has indicted former President Donald Trump for the assassination of President William McKinley on September...
Are You A Socialist? 7 Troubling Signs
Socialism has a great reputation these days despite its tragic and deplorable record. You would think that such an economic...
NOAA Says Next Tropical Storm To Be Transgender, Will Be Called “Tropical Storm They/Them”
WASHINGTON, DC—The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration – NOAA – said on Friday that the next tropical storm will be...
