Richie Richards

Very stable genius, Richie Richards, is a writer, illustrator and fake news journalist. Check out Bowie Bee Learns About Democracy, the latest in his Bowie Bee children's series.

Astronaut’s space suit fails when child doesn’t wear his own space suit

Richie Richards September 15, 2021

SPACE- U.S. Astronaut Glen Miller died yesterday when conducting routine maintenance on the International Space Station. While tethered to the...

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Jeff Bezos debuts private “Tax the Rich” rocket ship

Richie Richards September 14, 2021

Multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos launched into outer space today proudly displaying his newest rocket ship with a not-so-subtle-message.The world's wealthiest man...

Quadruple vaxxed hero shames triple vaxxed grandma-killer

Richie Richards September 6, 2021

SEATTLE, WA- Minutes after receiving her fourth wuflu vaccination shot, local woman Heather Jarrett stood outside the hospital entrance and...

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BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg declares himself winner in Afghanistan election

Richie Richards August 24, 2021

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—As the new Afghan government is forming, former US Democratic Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg announced himself victorious in the...

'Why Are You So Selfish,' Asks Woman Who Demands Others Inject Themselves With Experimental Concoction PNG

‘Why are you so selfish?’ asks woman demanding others inject themselves with experimental drug to make her feel safe

Richie Richards August 20, 2021

PITTSBURGH, PA—While on her way to a local school board meeting to force children to wear face masks, local woman...

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Joe Biden appoints Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey as Secretary of Education

Richie Richards July 16, 2021

WASHINGTON DC—Following Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey’s grooming session at a public library, former Vice President Joe Biden appointed him head...

Confused hitman kills journalist investigating George Clinton

Richie Richards July 14, 2021

NEW YORK CITY—Rolling Stone journalist Vincent Brown was found dead in his apartment shortly after completing a review of Parliament...

Professional athlete Gwen Berry qualifies for the Oppression Olympics

Richie Richards June 30, 2021

Famed hammer-thrower Gwen Berry has announced her participation in this year's upcoming Oppression Olympics. Professional victims rejoiced nationwide.Donning her trademark...