Forest fire arsonist identified as Squirrel Lives Matter activist
SAN OAK, CA—Months after forest fires destroyed thousands of acres of woodland, a four-legged arsonist, Chippy Nutfield, has been arrested....
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Trump uses Dominion machines to count crowd size: 9 billion in attendance
WASHINGTON DC—Americans descended upon the nation's capital from across the country to participate in President Donald Trump's Save America rally....
Local Libertarian eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to hate it
HARTFORD, CT—Too busy with the holidays to keep up with the news, Libertarian voter Michael McStuffing is patiently waiting for...
Colorado woman refuses to see mountain of evidence of mountain
DENVER, CO—Constantly standing with her back to the Rocky Mountains, Susan Keller remains confident there are no mountains in Colorado...
Local Republican eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
HARTFORD, CT- Too busy with the holidays to keep up with the news, Republican voter Gregory McTater is patiently waiting...
Local Democrat eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
HARTFORD, CT—Too busy with the holidays to keep up with the news, Democrat voter Daniel McGravy is patiently waiting for...
Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’
WILMINGTON, DE—In order to unite the country as promised, self-proclaimed President-elect Joe Biden is taking his campaign rhetoric to the...
President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State
WASHINGTON DC—At a live press conference, President-Elect Kanye West announced President Donald Trump will be the Secretary of State in...
Ellen Page secures her first Oscar for putting on a hat
In front of a live audience, actress Ellen Page announced that she is a transexual. Her bravery secured her America's...
AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has engaged in capitalism to release her new line of honest socialism merchandise on her...
