Brave activists exterminate last ‘problematic’ white rhinos
KENYA—The northern white rhinoceros became the latest victim of woke cancel culture when brave American activists killed the last two...
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POLL: 86% of Dead Voters Already Regret Voting for Biden
Dominion-elect President Joe Biden's approval rating plummeted among one of Democrat's most reliable voter base, the dead.The survey released Tuesday...
ALERT: Pillsbury Doughboy reported missing
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—General Mills representative and pastry enthusiast, the Pillsbury Doughboy, has been reported missing to the authorities. Police are not...
OJ Simpson teams with Hillary Clinton to write ‘If I Did It 2’
CHAPPAQUA, NY—In a sequel to his 2007 hit book If I Did It, OJ Simpson is teaming with Hillary Clinton...
Green New Deal support increases among the Amish after green energy fail
ANDOVER, OH—As millions of Americans lose power provided by Green New Deal compliant energy sources, support for the bill among...
Shaun King launches BLM inspired flaming pillow company
The political pillow fight just became even bigger and even more mostly peaceful.Black Lives Matter activist Shaun King announced he...
Disney fires Jabba the Hutt after controversial tweets
VISTA DE MAL—"Jabba the Hutt is not currently employed by Lucasfilm and there are no plans for him to be...
Fauci orders wall of masks built around all federal buildings
WASHINGTON, DC—Latest guidelines from the CDC require walls of N95 masks constructed around all buildings to keep the population safe...
NEW: AOC reveals she is a Holocaust survivor
NEW YORK—Desperate for attention, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced new layers to her victim status by describing her very real experience surviving...
OAN adds TDS counter to broadcast
Media outlet OAN updated their on-screen graphics to display the number of America's most devastating disease, TDS.Trump derangement syndrome is...
