Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Hillary throws a $1 million party for herself on Presidents Day

Exavier Saskagoochie February 17, 2020

Hillary Clinton is convinced that she's president of the United States of America and to prove it she used some...

Pete Buttigieg takes sexy selfie at mass grave for South Bend abortion victims

Exavier Saskagoochie February 14, 2020

Pete Buttigieg took time out of his busy presidential campaign yesterday to flash a peace sign and smirk on a...

New Hampshire celebrates socialist Bernie’s primary victory with a parade and a famine

Exavier Saskagoochie February 12, 2020

Though the final vote might have been closer than he liked, democratic socialist Bernie Sanders is the projected winner of...

GRAPHIC VIDEO: Biden completely ingests Pete Buttigieg

Exavier Saskagoochie February 11, 2020

Viewers are warned: this is a graphic video. A video leaked online shows presidential candidate Joe Biden completely ingesting fellow...

Biden gets huge turnout in New Hampshire by showing Trump rally on big screen

Exavier Saskagoochie February 11, 2020

The New Hampshire rally for Joe Biden's presidential campaign got a huge turnout when they decided to show the nearby...

Joaquin Phoenix challenges celebrities to combat injustice by eating their own feces

Exavier Saskagoochie February 10, 2020

In the most brave and stunning rewards speech of all time Joaquin Phoenix challenged fellow celebrities to eat their own...

Love is in the air: Bernie campaign releases line of democratic socialist Valentines

Exavier Saskagoochie February 10, 2020

The creative art director at the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign staff has been working like an unpaid Democratic staffer in...

AOC absolutely destroys lawmakers: ‘It’s a physical impossibility to be in a pickle’

Exavier Saskagoochie February 7, 2020

US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) absolutely destroyed lawmakers yesterday who thought people could actually, "be in a pickle." "This whole...