BREAKING: COVID-19 skyrockets to 1,543,299th highest cause of death in US; just behind butterflies
Coronavirus is wrecking havoc around the world, causing death and destruction where ever it rears its ugly head. After its...
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Bernie ‘pretty sure’ corruption will end when we give the corrupt government more power
Democratic socialist presidential front runner Bernie Sanders says he's sick of the corruption in government and that he's "pretty sure"...
New DNC debate standards eliminate Tulsi Gabbard from the face of the Earth
The Democratic National Committee (DNC) on Friday announced new qualifying standards for the upcoming Arizona debate that will eliminate Tulsi...
BREAKING: Warren drops out of presidential race; to run only for Commander in Chief
Sen. Elizabeth Warren, front runner for the 2020 Democratic nomination for president has shocked the US political landscape by withdrawing...
VIDEO: Why you should panic more about coronavirus
JP Sears identifies as a doctor and that's all we need to know to listen to his every word about...
Biden confident he can win ‘after taking South Korean primary’
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is confident he can take the nomination and beat Donald Trump after, "an impressive win...
BREAKING: AOC discovers innovative new method of preventing coronavirus
Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for thinking outside the box (usually under the box and way under the box)....
Obama abruptly quits taking credit for the economy after stock market plunge
After a month-long feud with President Trump about who should receive credit for the booming economy, former President Barack Obama...
Starving refugees build makeshift raft to flee from a ‘great literacy program’
In a shocking development, several starving refugees have risked their lives on a makeshift raft to flee from what democratic...
BREAKING: California Governor Gavin Newsom calls for ‘coronavirus sanctuaries cities’
California Governor Gavin Newsom has called for cities in his state to welcome coronavirus sufferers as a way to make...
