BREAKING: Biden to self-quarantine; will only sniff women under 17 from now on
The coronavirus crisis is starting to hit Capitol Hill as two Republican lawmakers announced Sunday they were were in "self-quarantine"...
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Joe Biden promises to cure coronavirus if elected president
Former Vice President Joe Biden made a bold promise today to "cure coronavirus" if he is elected president in 2020. During a press...
Bernie assures dying Italians that rationing of care their in socialized medical system ‘isn’t so bad’
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders flew to Italy before the travel ban goes into effect to assure dying Italians...
BREAKING: John Travolta hospitalized with suspected coronavirus
Legendary actor and performer John Travolta was hospitalized yesterday with what doctors suspect is coronavirus COVID-19. He reportedly checked in...
Florida man drowns in hand sanitizer trying to protect himself from coronavirus
The body of a local man who drowned this week in hand sanitizer in his Springfield homd was recovered this...
CDC recommends rationing toilet paper in preparation for a Bernie Sanders presidency
The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a warning recommending people ration their toilet paper in...
BREAKING: COVID-19 skyrockets to 1,543,299th highest cause of death in US; just behind butterflies
Coronavirus is wrecking havoc around the world, causing death and destruction where ever it rears its ugly head. After its...
Bernie ‘pretty sure’ corruption will end when we give the corrupt government more power
Democratic socialist presidential front runner Bernie Sanders says he's sick of the corruption in government and that he's "pretty sure"...
New DNC debate standards eliminate Tulsi Gabbard from the face of the Earth
The Democratic National Committee (DNC) on Friday announced new qualifying standards for the upcoming Arizona debate that will eliminate Tulsi...
BREAKING: Warren drops out of presidential race; to run only for Commander in Chief
Sen. Elizabeth Warren, front runner for the 2020 Democratic nomination for president has shocked the US political landscape by withdrawing...
