Schwarzenegger meets real life cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity
Terminator actor Arnold Schwarzenegger had the opportunity recently to meet a real life cyborg sent back in time to kill...
Exavier Saskagoochie
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Jeffrey Epstein voted straight party ticket in yesterday’s election
Jeffrey Epstein, who was last seen departing the coroner's office after committing suicide while on suicide watch in a New...
Disney hopes to turn 1 million people gay with Frozen 2
Disney CEO Robert Iger said that they are hoping to turn one million people gay through their new feature Frozen...
REPORT: There are now more black white supremacists than white white supremacists
A report from the prestigious Social Justice Institute of America shows that there are officially more black white supremacists in...
Trump revokes California disaster funding after Gov Newsom caught spending it on sex-change operations for firefighters
President Trump announced today that it was withholding any further disaster relief for California for the wildfires after Governor Gavin...
Beto scores endorsement for ‘Nacho President’ Doritos chip flavor
Things are looking up for former congressman and former presidential candidate Robert O'Rourke who recently dropped out of the race....
Millions of satire writers mourn the announcement of Beto ending presidential campaign
Millions of satire writers across the country are mourning the announcement that former Texas congressman Robert "Beto" O'Rourke is dropping...
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders arrested for trying to take 90% of children’s candy while trick-or-treating
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was arrested last night during the annual Burlington Vermont Halloween Spooktacular. Witness say that...
Hillary Clinton dresses up as president for third straight Halloween
Hillary Clinton greeted trick-or-treaters at her New York home dressed up as president for the third straight Halloween. But she...
Study finds it’s much easier to defeat a terrorist group when you’re not secretly funding them
President Donald Trump recently declared that ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was dead after a US military raid in northwest Syria over...
