Zelensky and wife pose for Vogue cover with their new billions
KYIV—The war conflict between Ukraine and Russia continues, while that happens the President of the country with capital in Kyiv, Volodymyr Zelensky, appeared...
Exavier Saskagoochie
Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!
BREAKING: Biden has AOC’s bug eyes surgically implanted to look more alert
WASHINGTON, DC—After much criticism of Biden's squinting and looking half-dead, the president has undergone surgery to implant Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's eyes...
FACT CHECK: It’s perfectly normal to not blink for several minutes straight
(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—Several conspiracy theories have emerged following a social media post by President Joe Biden in which he doesn't...
BREAKING: January 6 Committee finds Steve Bannon guilty of being innocent
WASHINGTON, DC--A jury on Friday found former Donald Trump adviser Steve Bannon guilty on two counts of being innocent. Bannon's...
BREAKING: Biden tests negative for IQ, experiencing mild symptoms
WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden said Thursday that he's tested negative for IQ but will continue to work while in isolation...
AOC’s husband miffed that she just wants to date Alex Stein
WASHINGTON, DC—Following a harrowing experience on the Capitol steps in which she was nearly murdered, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has...
World’s biggest philanthropist Bill Gates to donate most his wealth to himself
SEATTLE—Billionaire Bill Gates said in a Wednesday Twitter thread that he plans to get off the "rich list" by donating...
FBI to charge those who read about Hunter Biden’s Laptop with distributing child porn
WASHINGTON, DC—The Federal Bureau of Investigation has charged millions of people with distributing child pornography for reading about the contents...
BREAKING: AOC says she was ‘nearly murdered’ on Capitol steps attack
WASHINGTON, DC—Over a year after the War of January 6th, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has issued a statement saying she...
Dollar Tree renamed ‘Buck-Fifty Bush’ amid skyrocketing inflation
US—U.S. inflation surged to a new four-decade high in June because of rising prices for gas, food and rent, squeezing household...
