Recent grads unsure how to pay off student debt but certain about how to run the US economy
US—Millions of recent college and grad-school graduates with upwards of hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt are not sure...
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BREAKING: SARS-CoV-2 has finally met its maker
Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s leading infectious disease creator, tested positive for COVID-19 Wednesday. Fauci, 81, tested positive on a rapid...
Fauci abruptly changes course on Ivermectin, Remdesivir after contracting COVID
WASHINGTON, DC—Dr. Anthony Fauci has reversed course on the drugs Ivermectin and Remdesivir after he contracted COVID this week. Until...
Taliban celebrating Pride by hanging homosexuals with new rainbow-colored nooses
KABUL—The Taliban is celebrating Pride month by hanging homosexuals and others in the LGBTQIAPPFJB+ community with new rainbow-colored nooses. The...
To fight racism, WHO will rename monkeypox ‘honkeypox’
The World Health Organization said Tuesday it will rename the monkeypox virus after concern that it could stoke racism and stigma. The...
Biden denies skyrocketing inflation; cites ‘stocks are 25% cheaper now’
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden denied that there is massive inflation and pointed to the stock market crash as proof that...
BREAKING: Feds foil devious plot by several men attempting to be white in public
COEUR D'ALENE, ID—Federal agents with the FBI have foiled another plot of men attempting to be white in public. The...
Nancy Pelosi launches OnlyFans account to share private January 6th videos
WASHINGTON, DC—After teasing it last week, Nancy Pelosi announced today that she has indeed opened an OnlyFans account. The Speaker...
US Treasury introduces design for new $1 bill
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has introduced a design for the new $1 bill. It will look exactly like a $20...
Liz Cheney is excited to commit career suicide on prime time television for Jan 6 hearing
WASHINGTON, DC—Jan. 6 committee Vice Chair Liz Cheney delivered an opening statement in the first of several public hearings to...
