Google launches satire filter to protect people from unapproved laughing
Mountain View, CA—Google CEO Sundar Pichai announced today that a the next Google Chrome update will include a mandatory satire...
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Bill Gates installs several sharknados in tropical storm Cristobal; says he’s working on the cure
Bill Gates has installed several sharknados in the tropical storm Cristobal making landfall later today. He says that he's working...
Target stores offering ‘seniors only’ early looting every day from 7-8 am
Minneapolis—In an effort to be one step ahead of the virtue signalling competition, Target stores in the Twin Cities area...
LeBron gets okay from Chinese government to criticize Drew Brees
With the sports world on pause from COVID-19 pandemic, there is still action playing out in the field of Internet...
NYC walking tours seem to be growing in popularity despite COVID-19 pandemic
Spring is in the air. Sure there are some people worried about a resurgence of COVID-19 but as we can...
People who demanded more government for months appalled when they actually get it
Millions of people who have spent the last few months begging for more government to protect them from coronavirus have...
Joe Biden promises free college tuition for Antifa looters/rioters
After already having members of his staff in supporting the terrorist group Antifa and being in the political party that...
BREAKING: Protesting the government is okay again
ATLANTA — CNN has announced that protesting the government is okay again this week. The decision came after protests erupted...
BREAKING: Officials urge rioters to maintain social distancing as they burn the city down
MINNEAPOLIS — City officials urged that rioters maintain social distancing and wear face masks as they burn the city down...
BREAKING: Trump lengthens day to 25.5 hours to jump start economy
WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office ceremony held with business leaders and entrepreneurs at his side, President Trump today signed...
