BREAKING: Officials urge rioters to maintain social distancing as they burn the city down
MINNEAPOLIS — City officials urged that rioters maintain social distancing and wear face masks as they burn the city down...
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BREAKING: Trump lengthens day to 25.5 hours to jump start economy
WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office ceremony held with business leaders and entrepreneurs at his side, President Trump today signed...
Fatalities mount as people run into plexiglass that wasn’t there yesterday
First there was 'sexiglass' the barrier that was placed between consenting adults. Maynard G. Crabs explained to GT, "The hole...
Alyssa Milano releases line of crocheted body armor for police
Actress, activists, and self proclaimed genius Alyssa Milano has already made her mark by being part of the #MetooSometimes Movement...
New Cheetos face mask lets wearer stay healthy while munching on a fried cheezy snack all day
PLANO, TX — Chester Cheetah has introduced a new COVID-inspired face mask, resembling a cheetah muzzle, designed to help the...
As states reopen, Democrats threaten to stay at home and do nothing, just like before COVID
As states across the country set to reopen after the unprecedented COVID-19 shutdown, Democrats have threatened to stay at home...
Mayor Lightfoot defends professional family photoshoot during COVID lockdown
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, a Democrat, defended getting her family together for a family photoshoot despite local photographers being forced...
Facebook’s new ‘Care-n’ react sends people directly to concentration camps
ST. LOUIS—Facebook users everywhere, especially those named Karen, are excited about a new feature that allows them to report people...
Billions confident the creator of Windows will protect them from a virus
Billions of people across the globe are waiting with bated breath for the maker of the Windows computer operating system,...
Democratic governors warn that lockdown could last until ‘we get a Democratic president’
COVID-19 cases, hospitalizations, and deaths are all way down. Data are coming in from all across the country that show...
