BREAKING: COVID-19 is CIA plot to inject Tom Hanks’s blood into every American through vaccine
Genesius Times investigative reporters have discovered the truth about the coronavirus pandemic. The entire crisis has been designed to instill...
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BREAKING: Police foil plot by syndicate of bioterrorist mama bears to kill millions by playing in park with kids
Brave Meridian, Idaho police foiled a horrific plot of several local mama bears to kill millions of people by playing...
Heroes who kill babies for money condemn people for risking others’ lives to reopen economy
In these trying times, Democrats need a hero. The Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden appears to be a senile rapists...
Blue state governors promise to briefly release citizens from lockdown on 4th of July for good behavior
Nothing lets the veil slip to reveal the enthusiastic power grabs of blue state governors quite like pandemic panic, or...
STUDY: Hydroxychloroquine 100% effective but causes horrifying imaginary side effects in celebrity wives
Our President had been pushing anything that can help patients with this virus. His question of, "What do you have...
Terrible show pretends to be good for the first 3 seasons
U.S. – Local quarantined couple John and Lynn Flenderson are exploring legal options this week after what they claim was...
Church disguises itself as an abortion clinic so government will let it stay open during lockdown
Richmond, VA — With churches around the country closing and violators of stay-at-home orders being fined and imprisoned, one church...
Joe Biden wonders why he didn’t get any trick-or-treaters yesterday
Presummed Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is heartbroken that he didn't get any trick-or-treaters at his house yesterday, Easter Sunday...
Wildlife reclaiming parks during lockdown: ‘The brontosauruses have quadrupled’
YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK—Usually, when you drive through Yosemite Village, you have a tough time not running over gnarly rock climbers...
Amid COVID pandemic, nation’s hospitals request fewer ventilators and more cowbell
Nurse crews are absolutely killing it in their response to a Tik Tok dance challenge during the COVID-19 pandemic. The...
