BREAKING: 23andMe reveals Nancy Pelosi shares 99.97% of her DNA with the Wuhan bat
Have you seen the Wuhan bat? The teeth alone are scary enough but put that together with the rest and...
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Police shoot local dad for violating Justin Trudeau’s finger gun ban
FAIRVIEW, ALBERTA — Following Justin Trudeau's recent ban of 1,500 makes and models of firearms, Canadian officials marked their first...
CDC warns second wave of COVID-based celebrity virtue signaling will be worse than the first
We already reported that the CDC has warned Americans to be prepared for a second wave of inflated COVID death...
Cuomo blames COVID for NYC crime wave caused by his early felon release
Cuomo just released another thousand or so violent felons into the population to keep them safe. Crime skyrockets and a...
Bill Gates to play himself as the next Bond supervillain
Details on the hotly anticipated Bond 25 have been revealed for the first time- with evil genius billionaire Bill Gates...
Nation’s liberals all jump off cliff after experts say it reduces risk of catching COVID
Well the experts done done it (again). First they said the virus was not highly contagious, then they said it...
Murder hornets insist they are the ‘Hornets of Peace’
DEARBORN, MI — With the Vespa mandarinia, or better known as "murder hornets," arrival in the United States, some hornets...
Mayor Lightfoot explains why her haircuts are essential and yours aren’t
Mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot, has ordered a Chicago lockdown and all hair salons to close. However, as she recently...
Twitter automatically changes all old #IBelieveHer hashtags to #IBelieveJoe
Twitter has done it again. With so many cutting edge technologies like increasing the allowed length of tweet from 140...
Soccer players practicing social distancing still manage to foul each other
ENGLAND – The godless communists who watch soccer are happy to report little has changed in their beloved sport since...
