DNC unveils nanny tranny program for freshman congresspersons
In an effort to become more universally inclusive, the Democratic National Convention has kicked off a new program that pairs...
Culture
Kanye West will try to convert Joel Osteen to Christianity at his church Sunday
Kanye West, who recently became a Christian and made Times Square light up with "Jesus is King" will be attempting...
BREAKING: Popeyes goes 24 hours without a brawl or shooting
In what some are calling a miracle, the fast food chain Popeyes has made it 24 hours without a brawl...
Millennial stunned he didn’t get a job after replying “OK Boomer” to every interview question
Local Millennial Braiden Stone was stunned he didn't get a job for a prominent tech firm in the area after...
Leonardo DiCaprio points out all the suckers to Greta Thunberg from his private jet
Teen climate activist phenom Greta Thunberg recently made friends with actor and jet-setter Leonardo DiCaprio. They took a hike, at...
Schwarzenegger meets real life cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity
Terminator actor Arnold Schwarzenegger had the opportunity recently to meet a real life cyborg sent back in time to kill...
Disney hopes to turn 1 million people gay with Frozen 2
Disney CEO Robert Iger said that they are hoping to turn one million people gay through their new feature Frozen...
REPORT: There are now more black white supremacists than white white supremacists
A report from the prestigious Social Justice Institute of America shows that there are officially more black white supremacists in...
Beto scores endorsement for ‘Nacho President’ Doritos chip flavor
Things are looking up for former congressman and former presidential candidate Robert O'Rourke who recently dropped out of the race....
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders arrested for trying to take 90% of children’s candy while trick-or-treating
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was arrested last night during the annual Burlington Vermont Halloween Spooktacular. Witness say that...
