Culture

Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea

Exavier Saskagoochie May 24, 2019

In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has been livestreaming absolutely...

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Awkward! Leaked memo clarifies Mark Zuckerberg’s deep-seated affinity for fascism

Earnest O'Connor May 23, 2019

In a leaked memo, from Facebook’s headquarters in Silicone Valley, some extremely statements were made by its founder and CEO...

OPINION: If you are anti-abortion then you are probably a white supremacist

Earnest O'Connor May 23, 2019

This may come as a surprise, but there is a long dark relationship between white colonialism and anti-choice legislation. In...

Woke leftist upset at Game of Thrones ending: ‘Not at all real’

Jeremy Spoken May 22, 2019

After investing eight years watching the HBO series Game of Thrones, millennial free-lancer Brandon Taylor is fiercely upset with the...

Sanders to send homeless to ‘adult abortion camps’ to save us from all those unwanted people

Exavier Saskagoochie May 21, 2019

Bernie Sanders has been on the march, protesting against Georgia's and Alabama's Medieval abortion bans. Recently, he just suggested a...

OPINION: Stupid Christians think they know their Scripture better than me

Earnest O'Connor May 20, 2019

As my readers are probably well aware, I am a really smart atheist. That is how I discovered atheism because...

Bernie Sanders explains exactly where in the Constitution it protects abortion as a right

Exavier Saskagoochie May 20, 2019

Bernie Sanders, popular democratic socialist presidential candidate has declared repeatedly that abortion is a constitutional right. Now he's explaining exactly...