NBC to air new special: ‘Trannie Live!’ in December
NEW YORK—NBC has revealed the full cast for the upcoming television event Trannie Live!, set to air December 2 at 8...
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Walmart opens new ‘Loot!’ section in all of its San Francisco-area stores
UNITED STATES—Walmart CEO Dan McMillon announced today that Walmart will have a special looting section in all of its San...
Amid inflation surge, Wheel of Fortune forced to raise price of vowels
Inflation has been hitting virtually every major sector of the economy – from gas at the pump, to food, to...
CNN: Austere musician mostly peacefully plows down 5 in Christmas parade
(CNN) At least five people have mostly peacefully died and 40 are injured after an austere musician plowed into a...
BLM looking forward to some early Black Friday looting following Rittenhouse acquittal
KENOSHA, WI—Black Lives Matter activists across the country are looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Kyle Rittenhouse...
Local woman devastated to learn pumpkin spice lattes don’t have any pumpkin in them
Having just drained her 743rd pumpkin spice latte (or PSL as she calls them), local woman was shaken to the...
BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse Found Guilty of Murdering Prosecutor’s Career
KENOSHA, WI—A career suicide turned in a career murder when Kyle Rittenhouse took the stand to defend himself. After a...
EDITORIAL: English transphobic is grammar
There are nothing in this world which aren't transphobic. Literally everything are transphobic, which include the English grammars. Yes, even...
BLM unsure what to loot with store shelves now empty
As the nation's retail stores find themselves in a supply chain crisis, Black Lives Matters chapters across the country find...
MasterClass announces new offering: Alec Baldwin Teaches Gun Safety
HOLLYWOOD—MasterClass always chooses the best people for their classes. Like when they chose Paul Krugman to teach economics. That was...
