POLL: Most people unimpressed with their 30-day free trial of Communism
A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Institute shows that a majority of Americans are unimpressed with their 30-day free...
Culture
Trump says ‘laughter is the best medicine’ to fight COVID-19; calls for national ‘Day of Satire’
During his daily COVID-19 press conference, President Donald Trump reported that, "laughter is the best medicine," in the fight against...
American men actively trying to contract COVID-19 to escape quarantine honey-do lists
Domestic violence is on the rise as couples who usually work full time are forced together 24/7 during the COVID-19...
Puzzled rancher wonders why coastal elites won’t just leave their cities and take up farming
It has been a whirlwind month for the Midwestern rancher, Arthur Worchestire. First he was told he would literally die...
STUDY: More satire sites get their news from Genesius Times than any other source
More satire sites get their news from Genesius Times than any other source, a new study in the prestigious Annals...
BREAKING: Trump reschedules Easter to May 1st
President Donald Trump announced on Sunday that the White House would be extending its social distancing guidelines through April 30...
Miley Cyrus changes name to ‘Miley Virus’ to raise awareness of herself
The majority of our celebrities have been pretty annoying during this outbreak. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo asked a few...
Greta Thunberg manages to revive publicity by intentionally contracting coronavirus
It was a scary couple weeks for teen climate sensation Greta Thunberg. No one was talking about her or the...
Governor who okayed partial birth abortion named DNC moral authority on saving lives
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, who last year signed a bill legalizing partial birth abortions and infanticide, will do anything...
NY fetuses intentionally contracting coronavirus in order to be saved from abortion by Gov Cuomo
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has stated that he will spare no expense and do everything he can to save...
