Feminists fear rapidly growing Christian Church in Iran may turn the country into The Handmaid’s Tale
PORTLAND, OR - American feminists are sounding the alarm over a rapidly growing and oppressive regime in the Middle East:...
Religion
Mitt Romney to assume the name ‘Pierre Diablo’ and move to Antarctica
Talk about 'persona non grata', Mitt Romney has earned that in spades as the most reviled Republican Senator in US...
BREAKING: Mormon God to impeach Mitt Romney
We all now know Senator Mitt Romney will vote to impeach President Trump claiming "It's between him and his God."...
Entire family loses salvation during drive to church
Theologians around the world are scrambling to make changes to established church teaching this morning after it was revealed that...
Democrats align with with Iraqi Baath party in last ditch effort against Trump
The Iraqi Baath Party has just announced the Democrat Party of America along with the 'failing New York Times' will...
Marianne Williamson ends presidential bid; turns into orb of pure positive energy
Marianne Williamson, author, spiritual leader, politician, and activist, as dropped out of the Democratic primary race and has become an...
Rose McGowan identifies as 72 Virgins of Paradise to marry Qasem Soleimani
Leftist, globalists, Islamic apologists, and others mourn the loss of The Iranian major general Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps and Quds Force...
Beto seen trying to convince Texas church security to wait for police during shooting
WHITE SETTLEMENT, Texas—Armed members of the West Freeway Church of Christ stopped an alleged mass shooter from killing more than...
Pope Francis declares pathetic laser Christmas lights a mortal sin
In a bold move that will rock the foundations of Christendom, Pope Francis has declared the installation of and display...
BREAKING: Dozens of activists die of asphyxiation while holding breath to fight climate change
Led by Green New Deal coauthor and scientific mastermind Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, hundreds of climate activists held their breath for over...
