Newsom allows religious gatherings again as long as they’re mass suicides
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has lifted the ban on religious gatherings in his state as long as the gathering is a mass...
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Klobuchar proposes lighting Barrett on fire ‘to see if she’s a witch’
WASHINGTON DC—Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee used a little-known rule Wednesday to delay the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee...
‘Stop celebrating genocide’ screams group celebrating communists
SEATTLE--Antifa of Boston modified a public statue of Christopher Columbus with red paint and a sign reading "stop celebrating genocide"...
BREAKING: Barrett casts out several demons in SCOTUS confirmation hearing opening statement
WASHINGTON DC—Democrats were shocked as Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett performed an exorcism during her opening statement at her...
Mike Pence gets millions of atheists to pray to God he becomes president
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Mike Pence's theocratic dictatorship is nearly complete. One of the final pieces to the puzzle was getting...
BREAKING: Trump SCOTUS pick Barrett tried pineapple on her pizza in college
(CNN)—Leading congressional Democrats are calling for the withdrawal of President Trump's Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett after evidence has...
Senate Democrats prepare SCOTUS nominee Amy Barrett for questioning
Democratic senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee have chucked their white suits and dresses for more appropriate attire, wearing Roman...
CNN: Ruth Bader Ginsburg enjoying fiery but mostly peaceful afterlife
(CNN) Ruth Bader Ginsburg, champion of abortion rights who died on Friday is enjoying a fiery but mostly peaceful afterlife,...
Newsom lets Ben Shapiro’s people go after 7th plague devastates California
LOS ANGELES—Governor Gavin Newsom has finally softened his hardened heart and let Ben Shapiro's people go after a 7th plague...
Branch Covidians apply for official religion status
WASHINGTON DC—The Branch Covidian cult has applied to be recognized an official religion with the federal government. "We are just...
