Satan distances himself from Pfizer after Grammys sponsorship
HOLLYWOOD—The Prince of Darkness has denounced his Grammys ritual being sponsored by Pfizer, claiming the company "is pure evil." "I...
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BREAKING: Biden posts TikTok video celebrating the end of Chinese spying
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden posted a video of him dancing on the TikTok social media platform to celebrate his ending...
Pink threatens to make pro-lifers listen to her music if they don’t start supporting abortion
Pink has taken to Twitter to send out a strong message to pro-life fans who support the recent overturning of...
‘Spare’ ghostwriter miffed about getting no attention, writes his own memoir entitled ‘Spare’
The ghostwriter for Prince Harry's memoir 'Spare'—John Joseph Moehringer (JR Moehringer)—has been feeling a little left out since everyone's focused...
BREAKING: Lisa Marie Presley hospitalized after suffering a coincidence
Lisa Marie Presley was rushed to a hospital Thursday after officials responded to her home for a coincidence, according to reports....
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BREAKING: Rob Reiner hospitalized with acute TDS after Trump taxes show nothing amiss
NEW YORK--Vocal leftist Rob Reiner was hospitalized yesterday with acute Trump derangement syndrome after the House Ways and Means Committee...
BREAKING: All sex trafficking charges against Andrew Tate dropped after he says he was a client of Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein
BUCHAREST—All sex trafficking charges against former MMA fighter and TikTok influencer Andrew Tate and his brother have been dropped after...
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau wins local drag queen contest without even trying
OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau made a guest appearance at a local Drag Queen contest. He walked on the stage for, all glitz...
