Now you can rent your favorite celebrities!
We’ve all had this one dream at one point in our life. I’m not talking about romance, but renting celebrities...
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Genesius Times surpasses CNN as most reliable source of fake news in US
Genesius Times, the satire site with journalistic integrity, has surpassed CNN as the most reliable source of fake news in...
Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea
In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has been livestreaming absolutely...
Awkward! Leaked memo clarifies Mark Zuckerberg’s deep-seated affinity for fascism
In a leaked memo, from Facebook’s headquarters in Silicone Valley, some extremely statements were made by its founder and CEO...
Woke leftist upset at Game of Thrones ending: ‘Not at all real’
After investing eight years watching the HBO series Game of Thrones, millennial free-lancer Brandon Taylor is fiercely upset with the...
Buttigieg rolls with Alfred E Newman dig in new campaign brand
President Trump said, “Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States,” when asked by Politico reporters about his thoughts on...
Ocasio-Cortez: “I was joking whenever I said something in the past that was wrong”
On Sunday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said that she was joking around when she claimed the world was going to...
Millions mourn loss of celebrity again as news of death circulates social media 2 years later
You only get one life, but sometimes, thanks to social media, you can have several deaths. That's what's happening when...
Charlize Theron: ‘My child was a boy until age 3 when he said I’m a T-Rex’
Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to be treated when they're three years...
Hoax charges against gay black actor being dropped is proof of Trumpstopian nightmare
Jussie Smollett is probably one of the most oppressed people on the planet. Not only is he gay and black,...
