BREAKING: Joe Biden comes out as a ‘keratinsexual’
In the gender fluid world of today, there has been yet another group oppressed by the Christian Conservative Merica Gun-Toting...
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London’s Khan bans fire extinguishers and narwhal tusks after they were used to stop terror attack
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has banned all fire extinguishers and Narwhal tusks after two civilians used the devices to stop...
Fetuses self-identifying as pit bulls after Trump signs federal animal cruelty ban into law
In a rare display of political unity, President Trump on Monday signed a bipartisan bill that, for the first time,...
Kaepernick’s 50% white privilege not enough to secure NFL position
Colin Kaepernick endured a brutal NFL workout over the weekend and despite being half white, that wasn't enough privilege to...
Ocasio-Cortez finally agrees: ‘Einstein didn’t kill himself’
First-term firebrand Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out in support of what many are calling obvious truth: "Einstein didn't kill...
Local parents arrested for giving 13-year-old child beer while celebrating her chemical castration
A local couple is in jail for giving their transgender daughter beer during a celebration of her getting life-threatening hormone...
Jeffrey Epstein voted straight party ticket in yesterday’s election
Jeffrey Epstein, who was last seen departing the coroner's office after committing suicide while on suicide watch in a New...
Beto scores endorsement for ‘Nacho President’ Doritos chip flavor
Things are looking up for former congressman and former presidential candidate Robert O'Rourke who recently dropped out of the race....
REPORT: Epstein’s suicide was assisted by someone else strangling him to death
A private forensic pathologist hired by Jeffrey Epstein's brother to oversee his brother’s autopsy bolsters what has been blatantly obvious...
Court rules that Father can start transitioning son into a Trump fan against mother’s wishes
A Texas jury has ruled against a mother seeking custody of her twin 7-year-old sons in his attempt to stop...
