BREAKING: Dozens of activists die of asphyxiation while holding breath to fight climate change
Led by Green New Deal coauthor and scientific mastermind Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, hundreds of climate activists held their breath for over...
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Khan promises to ban knives ‘harder’ after latest London knife attack
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has promised to ban knives harder after the latest terrorist knife attack in London. "Killing people...
Ruth Bader Ginsburg to video conference next Supreme Court sittings from 7th Circle of Hell
Supreme Court Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will video conference into the next few sittings from her new confines in...
Get 100 ‘Epstein’ Lights that don’t hang themselves for $19.99
While supplies last! These wonderful Epstein brand mini lights that don't hang themselves come with a lifetime guarantee—just like Jeffrey...
BREAKING: Joe Biden comes out as a ‘keratinsexual’
In the gender fluid world of today, there has been yet another group oppressed by the Christian Conservative Merica Gun-Toting...
London’s Khan bans fire extinguishers and narwhal tusks after they were used to stop terror attack
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has banned all fire extinguishers and Narwhal tusks after two civilians used the devices to stop...
Fetuses self-identifying as pit bulls after Trump signs federal animal cruelty ban into law
In a rare display of political unity, President Trump on Monday signed a bipartisan bill that, for the first time,...
Kaepernick’s 50% white privilege not enough to secure NFL position
Colin Kaepernick endured a brutal NFL workout over the weekend and despite being half white, that wasn't enough privilege to...
Ocasio-Cortez finally agrees: ‘Einstein didn’t kill himself’
First-term firebrand Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out in support of what many are calling obvious truth: "Einstein didn't kill...
Local parents arrested for giving 13-year-old child beer while celebrating her chemical castration
A local couple is in jail for giving their transgender daughter beer during a celebration of her getting life-threatening hormone...
