Mario Lopez disapproves of giving toddlers cancer-causing hormones, is burned at the stake
Well this escalated quickly. During an interview with world renowned white-supremacist, Candace Owens, Mario Lopez let his bigotry show. He...
Health
Kamala Harris’ innovative new healthcare plan will imprison everyone so they can go to the doctor for free
Now, this is thinking outside of the box. Fed up with the labyrinth of bureaucracy that healthcare in America must...
Baltimore working tirelessly to clean up their reputation instead of their rat infestation
Baltimore residents took to the streets and to social media to clean up their reputation in the wake of the...
Trump’s twitter account labeled ‘Weapon of Mass Destruction’ after Tweet destroys a million libs
Shut down the press. Trump made a tweet and it resulted in the deaths of a million liberals and counting!...
Study: San Francisco most accessible city in America for contracting the Black Plague
The numbers are in and, it turns out, if you long to live in filth and contract ancient diseases then...
Hillary Clinton devastated after hearing of Jeffrey Epstein’s failed suicide attempt
Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was found in his cell on Tuesday nearly unconscious with injuries to his neck after a possible...
Local feminist’s beliefs so pure, she hopes one day all women are eliminated by sex-selective abortions
This is a true feminist. I sat down with Lorry Drew and asked her tough questions about her brand of...
“No ma’am, I will not wax your balls” and other things bigots say: A definitive guide
Stricken with phobias of all sorts, red America has taken hatred to whole new level. It has even infiltrated Canada...
Quiz: Who said it, intergalactic Marvel super-villain or founder of Planned Parenthood
Can you guess who said it? Was it the mad titan, Thanos we quoted or was it the founder of...
Kamala Harris to outlaw whites from owning dogs because ‘that’s too much like slavery’
Senator Kamala Harris has been making a splash in her run for the 2020 presidential nomination. Most recently, she's declared...
