BREAKING: FBI sends in crack team to investigate election fraud
DETROIT—After several whistleblowers and eyewitnesses have come forward to blow the lid off of widespread voter fraud in the 2020...
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Mainstream media send hundreds of crickets to cover election fraud press conference
WASHINGTON DC—Mainstream media outlets sent all their best crickets to cover the election fraud case press conference by Trump's legal...
CNN hires Baghdad Bob for election coverage
Legacy media titan CNN has hired press relations genius Baghdad Bob to cover the US election and the lack of...
FACT CHECK: Only 999,992 people were at the Million MAGA March
WASHINGTON DC--Once again, Republicans and Trump supporters have been proven to be lying liars and they only had 999,992 people...
BREAKING: GOP sneak in massive amounts of illegal Trump ballots at 4am in key swing states
US—Massive amounts of previously uncounted Trump ballots have been discovered in key swing states such as Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, and...
BREAKING: Biden to sell all red US states to China in first 100 days
WASHINGTON DC—Self-identifying President-Elect Joe Biden will sell 23 red states to China in his first 100 days in office. Hunter...
Biden to print ‘Black Lives Matter’ on every bomb he will drop on innocent black people
WASHINGTON DC—In a compassionate move, self-identifying president-elect Joe Biden has promised that once he is commander in chief, he will...
BREAKING: CNN projects Kamala Harris winner of 2024 presidential election
US—Millions of people took to the street to celebrate as Joe Biden's VP pick Kamala Harris was projected winner of...
BREAKING: Large political rallies are okay again
NEW YORK—CNN has confirmed that large political rallies are okay again as long as they are full of people celebrating...
Trump supporters loot and pillage local Walmart after Biden declared winner
SHEBOYGAN, WI--Racist supporters of President Donald Trump descended on a local Walmart to loot and pillage in protest of Democratic...
