Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’
WILMINGTON, DE—In order to unite the country as promised, self-proclaimed President-elect Joe Biden is taking his campaign rhetoric to the...
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BREAKING: Biden selects Dr. Pepper to lead Coronavirus Task Force
WASHINGTON, DC—NBC news reports that President-elect Joe Biden has selected Dr. Pepper to lead his Coronavirus Task Force, replacing Dr....
For just $600 ($1.64 a day) you can sponsor an American family
For just $600, or $1.64 a day, you can sponsor an American family put into destitution by their government for...
BREAKING: Costly Congress members to be replaced with automated tellers
Washington DC—With pricey COVID relief bills in negotiation, the country has decided to automate the Congress, replacing all US representatives...
BREAKING: Congress approves Trump stimulus of $2,020 paid in new Trump bill to every American
WASHINGTON DC—After Congress got caught playing pork games with a previous stimulus bill, President Donald Trump sent the bill back...
New study finds people who support socialism were more likely to be sniffing glue during economics class
STANFORD, CA—Researchers at The Hoover Institution at Stanford University recently published one of the most groundbreaking studies yet on economics....
Pete Buttigieg announces all weddings will be held at airports, officiated by TSA
SOUTH BEND, IN—Stolen-Election-President Joe Biden's pick for Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has made a culture changing announcement upon taking...
BREAKING: Biden taps Elmo to head Department of Education
WASHINGTON, DC—Sources confirmed on Monday that President-Elect Joe Biden has selected Elmo to head the Department of Education. “I think...
BREAKING: Trump declares White House ‘autonomous zone’ so he can be president another 4 years
WASHINGTON, DC—It’s no secret that President Trump and his team of lawyers have been utilizing every possible legal and constitutional...
BREAKING: Biden threatens to withhold aid to US until agent investigating his son is fired
WASHINGTON DC--True to form, president-Elect Joe Biden has threatened to withhold $1 trillion in aid to the United States until...
