Biden gets revenge on Trump by raising cost of insulin for millions of Americans
WASHINGTON, DC—President-No longer elect Biden and his administration is finally getting back at the evil dictator Trump by raising the...
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Hillary demands to know why no one ever charged her with ‘inciting an erection’ at the Capitol
WASHINGTON, DC—After Chuck Schumer charged Donald Trump with inciting an erection at the US Capitol, Hillary Clinton has demanded to...
BREAKING: CIA begins funneling weapons to libertarians after Biden labels them terrorists
PENTAGON—The Central Intelligence Agency has immediately started funneling money and weapons to various libertarian groups throughout the US after President...
Trump pranked Biden by rearranging his pill organizer before leaving White House
WASHINGTON, DC—As his final act upon exiting the White House, Donald Trump pranked the incoming resident by switching his medications...
Dems shocked to find their lives still suck after Trump is no longer president
US—Many Democrats are flying high after the culmination of more than four years’ of bipartisan work to end the reign...
Biden to add 87 Supreme Court justices in memory of Ruth Bader Ginsburg
WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden announced today within his first 100 days, he’ll be adding 87 new justices to the Supreme...
BREAKING: President Biden was tragically killed in a car accident tomorrow
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, newly sworn-in President Joe Biden has tragically died in a car accident tomorrow....
BREAKING: US Constitution dead at 233
UNITED STATES—Media reports confirm that shortly after Joe Biden was sworn in as president, the Constitution of the United States...
BREAKING: Violent insurgency continues in DC during Biden inauguration
WASHINGTON, DC—Despite the 25,000 armed National Guardsmen around the US capital, the violent insurgency by Trump supporters unable to accept...
BREAKING: JFK Jr. ALIVE; will make surprise appearance just before inauguration
WASHINGTON, DC—Long thought dead from an airplane crash in 1999, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr. is alive and has requested to...
