REPORT: Genesius Times overtakes CNN as world leader of Fake News that’s not on fire
Well well well. Do we have here a case of the dog catching the car, or more specifically the fans...
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New CDC guidelines: coronavirus does not spread when you’re looting, burning your city to the ground
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have released new guidelines again concerning the spread of coronavirus. "There is...
BREAKING: Protesting the government is okay again
ATLANTA — CNN has announced that protesting the government is okay again this week. The decision came after protests erupted...
US approves sanctions on Beijing after forces attack protesters in the Chinese city of Minneapolis
WASHINGTON — Congress has approved new sanctions on Beijing after forces attacked peaceful protesters in the Chinese city of Minneapolis...
BREAKING: Officials urge rioters to maintain social distancing as they burn the city down
MINNEAPOLIS — City officials urged that rioters maintain social distancing and wear face masks as they burn the city down...
Local man pretty sure he ended racism by tweeting ‘white people are the worst’
NEW YORK, NY—Several millennia of racism, slavery, and warfare came to an abrupt end Thursday when local progressive Dickey Le...
BREAKING: Trump lengthens day to 25.5 hours to jump start economy
WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office ceremony held with business leaders and entrepreneurs at his side, President Trump today signed...
Newsom reassures public that the church of the state is still open during lockdown
On Friday, President Trump deemed houses of worship “essential" while California and other states keep in-person services closed due to...
BREAKING: Biden chooses black female as VP running mate
Amid backlash for some recent racists comments, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee to run against Donald J Trump, Joe Biden,...
Nation’s liberals horrified by low COVID deaths as states reopen
America's progressives were horrified by the fact that states that have lifted COVID-19 lockdown restrictions haven't seen more deaths from...
