Politics

Nick Sandmann renames CNN since he absolutely owns them

Bubbaken Managua August 26, 2020 0

The Cable News Network (CNN), founded in 1980 by American media magnate Ted Turner has been renamed the Nick Sandmann...

Democrats win rights to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan

Exavier Saskagoochie August 25, 2020 0

The Democratic National Committee has won the rights to use "Death to America" (D2America) as their 2020 Presidential campaign slogan...

AOC says global warming to blame for several fires set in BLM riots across country

Exavier Saskagoochie August 24, 2020 0

NEW YORK—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that global warming is to blame for the fires set in riots across...

BREAKING: Kim Jong Un dies for 17th time in 6 months

MSDNC August 24, 2020 0

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has died again—the 17th time in the last six months. A former South Korean...

Biden becomes first computer-generated AI to receive Democratic nomination

Exavier Saskagoochie August 21, 2020 0

WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden has become the first ever computer-generated artificial intelligence program to receive a major party presidential nomination after...

Biden promises a full-size USPS mail box in every American living room

Jeremy Spoken August 21, 2020 0

WILMINGTON—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has promised a full-sized US Postal Service mail box in every American living room if...

Americans trying to contract COVID-19 to get out of watching 2020 Democratic National Convention

Bubbaken Managua August 19, 2020 0

The pain caused by the 2020 DNC Convention is becoming too much to handle for liberals. While more people are...

DNC replaces 2020 convention with 5 minutes of loud, sustained yelling at images of Trump

Googly McMooglyface August 19, 2020 0

After dismal ratings, the Democratic National Committee will do away with their traditional convention in 2020 and instead spend five...

Bill Clinton to address Democratic Convention live from Epstein Island

Exavier Saskagoochie August 18, 2020 0

PEDO ISLAND—Bill Clinton will address America's Democrats during the largely video conference Democratic National Convention from Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island,...