Politics

General view of Centers for Disease Control and Prevention headquarters in Atlanta

CDC predicts COVID will die out abruptly November 4th

Jeremy Spoken August 4, 2020 0

ATLANTA—The CDC has assured the public that the COVID-19 virus will no longer pose a threat greater than the regular...

AOC disgusted to learn Epstein excluded people of color from sex trafficking ring

Exavier Saskagoochie August 3, 2020 0

NEW YORK—US Representative for New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was horrified to learn that Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell instructed one...

BREAKING: Trump sends parents of toddlers in to negotiate with Portland protesters

Exavier Saskagoochie August 3, 2020 0

PORTLAND—President Donald Trump has had enough of the Portland protesters, making loud noises and destroying stuff. He is sending in...

Biden would commute Boston Marathon bomber’s sentence so he can join Antifa in Portland

Exavier Saskagoochie August 1, 2020 0

An appellate court has tossed the death sentence and overturned three of the convictions of Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Presumptive Democratic...

Democrats outraged as Fauci grilled on Capitol Hill

The Lonely Rogue August 1, 2020 0

Washington, DC—What started out as a normal day on Capital Hill ended in disarray. The tension of the recent event...

Obama accidentally eulogizes himself during John Lewis’s eulogy

Justin Case July 31, 2020 0

John Lewis served 17 terms in the U.S. House of Representatives. That, we can all agree, is pretty impressive. Of...

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Clinton: ‘I did not have sexual relations with that plane’

Exavier Saskagoochie July 31, 2020 0

Former President Bill Clinton denied knowing anything about the “terrible crimes” allegedly committed by billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein. In a...