POLL: Which Democratic presidential candidate has the best fake ethnicity?
We all know that it's horrifyingly evil to appropriate a culture that's not your own, unless of course, you're running...
Politics
BREAKING: Robert ‘Beto’ O’Rourke announces he’s running for president of Mexico
Robert Francis O'Rourke, known by his amigos as 'Beto', made supporters happy when he announced Wednesday that he's going to...
Pelosi: ‘Lower voting age to include kids who think Tide pod challenge is a good idea’
The Democratic party is all over the board with regard to voting with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recommending we get rid of...
Sen. Elizabeth Warren has ‘1/1024th sympathy for those who cheat to get their kids into college’
Recently dozens of celebrities and wealthy parents have been caught bribing admissions professionals at prestigious colleges to get their children...
Ocasio Cortez: ‘It’s 2019; we must end women’s suffrage!’
Austin--Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York took the tech and arts South by Southwest conference by storm this weekend and...
Ocasio-Cortez praises Venezuela for cutting carbon footprint to zero in blackout
People may be suffering in Venezuela due to socialist economic policies and corrupt politicians but some Americans are celebrating. US...
Cuomo named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for fourth consecutive year
New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo is racking up the awards. For the fourth year in a row, he has been...
New ‘King Donald Version’ Bible adds Prosperity Gospel, removes 7th Commandment
Several churches across the United States are upgrading to a new Bible translation published by President Trump dubbed the 'King...
‘Captain Marvel’ breaks all records for virtue signals in an opening weekend
Captain Marvel, the latest in the Marvel superhero universe of films, was an enormous hit, breaking all records for the...
Fake economist and fake scientist team up to tell you how to live your life
Bill Nye (aka The Science Guy) is usually the guy with all the fake answers. But at SXSW on Saturday,...
