Chicago declares itself a sanctuary city for blacks after NAACP warns Florida is no longer safe for them
In a surprising move, the city of Chicago has officially declared itself a sanctuary city for blacks. This decision comes...
Politics
DeSantis bans rainbows from Florida after reports they were making people gay
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA—Governor Ron DeSantis has banned rain from the state of Florida after reports that was making people gay. The measure,...
BREAKING: FBI forgets to take their logo off van before false flag White House attack
In a stunning display of oversight, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) recently found itself in an embarrassing predicament when...
Report: Germans Very Impressed With FBI’s Gestapo Tactics
GERMANY—According to reports, many Germans are impressed with the FBI’s Gestapo tactics. The reports have been published amid the release...
State Department Issues Travel Advisory for Florida Due to Increasing Liberty and Freedom
WASHINGTON, DC— The U.S. State Department has issued a series of travel warnings to Americans looking to visit Florida this...
Biden executive order punishes parents who don’t chop off the arms of kids who identify as T-Rex
WASHINGTON, DC–President* Joe Biden signed legislation yesterday that criminalizes parents who don't chop off the arms of their children who...
You’re a Nazi if you don’t support mutilating children
I don't know who needs to hear this but the Texas legislature just passed a law that bans people from...
BREAKING: Justice Department has investigated itself and found it did nothing wrong
WASHINGTON, DC—Department of Justice special counsel John Durham, who has been examining abuses during the Russia investigation, has successfully secured...
Biden fitted with anti-sniff cone to protect children
WOONSOCKET, RI—Students at Woonsocket Elementary rejoiced as President Biden arrived for his latest unity speech to berate half the country...
BREAKING: Biden renames great white sharks ‘white supremacist fish’
NEW YORK—Following a rash of shark attacks that have plagued American beaches this summer, activists are calling for renaming great...
