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Local girls HS team gets new recruit after Biden signs trans rights executive order

Exavier Saskagoochie January 28, 2021

The local girls high school basketball team got a surprise new recruit following President Biden's new transgender rights executive order...

Nadler says 2 or 3 sets of underwear are safer

Exavier Saskagoochie January 27, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Representative Jerry Nadler (D-NY) now agrees with the CDC that two or three sets of underwear are safer in...

Plastic bags are the new double face masks

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. January 26, 2021

"Plastic bagging" is a sensible and easy way to virtue signal to your fashionable death Many of us who watched...

Virus deaths no longer the fault of President

BREAKING: Virus deaths no longer the fault of the president

Richie Richards January 21, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Following Joe Biden's presidential inauguration, the media announced that deaths attributed to the China Virus are no longer the...

BREAKING: Biden to build wall along entire coastline to fight rising sea levels

Jeremy Spoken January 15, 2021

Washington, DC—Joe Biden signaled that the environment will be at the heart of the next administration as he unveiled a...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggests nuking sun at night when it’s colder to fight climate change

Rafi Metz January 13, 2021

NEW YORK CITY—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took the internet by storm today when she suggested that the federal government should nuke...

AOC demands Biden’s concentration camps use 100% renewable energy

Exavier Saskagoochie January 11, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has publicly demanded that President-elect Joe Biden's concentration camps set to open January 21...

Newsom shifts all police funding to pay for Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns

Bubbaken Managua November 23, 2020

SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom has unilaterally defunded all police this week to pay for his Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns....