GA State Legislator Dar’shun Kendrick declares Wile E. Coyote a domestic terrorist
ATLANTA—Corporate Attorney, Georgia State Representative, and Chief Deputy Whip of the Georgia House Democrats Dar'shun Kendrick has a new crusade,...
Science
Biden explains what it means to be black
Ex-Vice President Joe Biden sat down with Millennial Science Magazine for their special 'race issue'. MS: Since you uttered what...
Dilithium crystals found in Utah, Elon Musk promises warp drive by 2027
We found Elon Musk at his Fremont Production facility and managed an interview: GT: The discovery of the dilithium crystals...
China pinky-promises to lower carbon emissions by 2069
BEIJING—Xi Jinping and all of his advisors have pinky-promised to lower their country’s emissions by the year 2069. The promise...
STUDY: Face masks that completely prevent you from breathing are the most effective against COVID
There are now so many ways to prevent COVID-19 from spreading it's a wonder we hear about it any more....
BREAKING: AOC invents non-electronic Email
In what will be known as the greatest invention of all time, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY) has invented...
People very eager to get multiple shots of new Russian COVID vaccine
MOSCOW—Russia plans to approve the world’s first COVID-19 vaccine in under two weeks – despite concerns about its safety and...
PETITION to have the first batch of COVID-19 vaccine shoved up Bill Gates’s ass
Fighting misinformation and conspiracy theories about the novel coronavirus has almost been as hard as battling the pandemic itself. And a new...
Local man goes to church and instantly owns a million libs
Jonathan Johnson had had enough. After spending a typical Sunday morning sitting on his couch while watching liberal mayors and...
Local woman narrowly avoids giving herself COVID driving alone in the country
A local woman who wished to go by the name Karen only narrowly avoided giving herself COVID-19 while driving alone...
