‘It’s pathetic when people pretend to be someone else’ tweets AOC from her ‘Zaza Demon’ account
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez used her burner Twitter account "Zaza Demon" to criticize people who impersonate her. "It's just...
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Local woman living her best life through AI program
A local woman named Jan has reportedly begun living her best life through artificial intelligence. According to sources close to...
Local retiree searches ‘Google’ on Google to use Google to google something
In today's fast-paced digital world, it's easy to get lost in the sea of information available on the internet. But...
BREAKING: Biden posts TikTok video celebrating the end of Chinese spying
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden posted a video of him dancing on the TikTok social media platform to celebrate his ending...
BREAKING: Chinese spy balloon spotted flying over North America
The Pentagon is tracking a suspected Chinese spy balloon that is making its way over the northern US, a further strain on...
NEW: Tesla rolls out electric F-15 to meet surging demand
AUSTIN—Electric car maker Tesla has rolled out the new electric fighter jet F-15 to meet surging demand after President* Biden...
BREAKING: Elon Musk steps down as Twitter CEO, announces new CEO: El Musko
US—Twitter CEO Elon Musk has stepped down as Twitter CEO after a majority of Twitter users polled by Musk voted...
BREAKING: Sam Bankman-Fried has tragically died in a plane crash tomorrow
NEW YORK—In a shocking coincidence, Sam Bankman-Fried, the man who used stolen crypto funds to donate to Democratic Party candidates,...
Elon Musk sets new world record for not killing himself after revealing Deep State censorship
US—Last month Genesius Times, and News That Matters heralded Elon Musk's new world record for not killing himself after publicly...
FBI Concerned About Outbreak of Free Speech on Twitter
There’s been an explosion of free speech on Twitter since Musk bought the company, and that has the FBI very...
