BREAKING: Anonymous source says Trump is selling nuclear codes as part of 2024 fundraiser
WASHINGTON, DC—An anonymous insider source has confirmed that former President Donald Trump is actively selling US nuclear codes to his...
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Historians remove Nicolaus Copernicus for denying scientific consensus
US—Nicolaus Copernicus was a Renaissance polymath, active as a mathematician, astronomer, and Catholic canon, whose statements frequently contradict the scientific consensus on the Earth...
Hunter joins President Biden on family beach trip to Epstein Island following FBI raid of Trump
(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—Austere first son Hunter Biden joined his father on Air Force One Wednesday for a flight to a...
Cabal of global elites outlaws ‘dangerous’ conspiracy theory that there’s a cabal of global elites
UN—A cabal of global elites have officially outlawed the “worrying and dangerous” conspiracy theory that there is a cabal of...
BREAKING: Brittney Griner wins, won’t have to listen to US National Anthem for next 9 years
MOSCOW—US women's basketball player Brittney Griner has won her Russian court case and won't have to listen to the National...
BREAKING: Brittney Griner’s race card has been declined in Russian court
MOSCOW—WNBA Player Brittney Griner's race card has been declined after she tried to use it to during her trial in...
Maricopa County says they’re using Common Core math to count votes; could be done in 2024
PHOENIX, AZ—Election officials in Maricopa County have said that they're using Common Core math to count votes in the 2022...
CNN: How Biden finally found and killed Osama bin Laden
WASHINGTON, DC—Before he gave the order to kill notorious terrorist Osama bin Laden, President* Joe Biden wanted to intimately understand what his...
BREAKING: A majority of wolves vote to kill several sheep
KANSAS—An overwhelmingly majority of wolves voted today to eat several sheep. It was the first electoral test of the issue...
91% of Americans disappointed China didn’t blow Nancy Pelosi’s plane out of the sky
US—A Pew Pew Institute poll conducted today shows that 91% of Americans are disappointed that China didn't blow Nancy Pelosi's...
