Don’t Let Trump Cheat in the Midterms – Demand Congress Pass the SAVE America Voter ID Act! 
Local men dominate International Women’s Day celebration 
Sources say that Iran has elected Barack Obama as the new Supreme Leader 
BREAKING: Iran Releases ‘Irrefutable Evidence’ They Downed US ‘Superweapon’ 
Congress pauses demanding release of Epstein files in order to block release of congressional sex abuse files 
Disney releases new children’s version of ‘Two Girls One Cup’
In a surprising departure from their usual lineup of fairy tales and talking animals, Disney has just released a heartwarming...
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NY Mayor Replaces Statue of Liberty with ‘National Treasure’ Cassidy Hutchinson
NEW YORK—In an unprecedented twist, the Mayor of New York City Eric Adams has announced he has replaced the Statue...
BREAKING: Fox declares Jeb the unanimous winner of last night’s GOP debate
MILWAUKEE—In a shocking turn of events that has left the political world in disbelief, Fox News has declared former presidential...
Apple to Offer Customers iMortgages to Help Pay for New Vision Pro VR Headset
There are a few things in life that are guaranteed. The sun rises from the East daily, we all have...
AOC: ‘If Bidenomics doesn’t work, why did China wire Biden all this money for nothing?’
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Bidenomics works. Period. I mean, if Bidenomics didn't work, why is...
In response to Biden’s $260,000 bribe from China, Democrats to indict Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprising turn of events, Democratic lawmakers have announced their intention to once again indict former President Donald...
BREAKING: Rand Paul Venmos Ukraine $600.01 to make the IRS audit the country’s finances
US—Senator Rand Paul has sent $600.01 through Venmo to to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, which will force the IRS to...
Biden adopts embattled Sen. Menendez after bribery indictment: ‘He’s like a son I never had’
In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads, President* Joe Biden has announced his decision to adopt...
BREAKING: Eric Johnson becomes first black white supremacist mayor by switching to GOP
DALLAS—In an era where political labels can be as changeable as the weather, the world of media and politics collided...
BREAKING: Lauren Boebert wears string bikini on House floor to test new congressional dress code
WASHINGTON, DC—In an astonishing display of fashion defiance, Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado stunned her colleagues and the nation by...