BREAKING: LAPD arrest local vigilantes for stopping arsonists setting fires throughout city 
BREAKING: California rejects Oregon firefighters after their trucks fail smog check 
Brave LAFD hosts Pride Parade in charred Pacific Palisades neighborhood 
NEW LISTING! LUXURY CHARRED REMAINS ESTATE IN PACIFIC PALISADES – REDUCED PRICE AT $2.6 MILLION! WON’T LAST 
California Gov Newsom bans wildfires from state 
Biology is bigotry. No one is born a woman.
This is science people. The billboard clearly shows what is obvious to all of us with three doctorates in gender...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Free speech is rooted in oppression
It's clear to everyone and anyone with at least one masters degree in queer studies or lesbian dance theory that...
Fetterman shows off new ‘I â¤ï¸ Fracking’ tattoo
After a dismal debate performance in which Pennsylvania Senate candidate Jon Fetterman made a half-hearted attempt to sway voters with...
CNN: SUV found guilty on all accounts in mostly peaceful Waukesha parade accident
WAUKESHA, WIâA Wisconsin SUV accused of driving through a crowd at the 2021 Waukesha Christmas parade was found guilty Wednesday....
BREAKING: Fetterman invites Biden on campaign trail to make him look good
PENNSYLVANIAâPennsylvania Democrat and U.S. Senate Candidate John Fetterman, became the first candidate in his party to ask President Biden for...
Support for Biden surges among vampires after he announces plan to blot out the sun
WASHINGTON, DCâThe Biden Administration announced plans this week to halt climate change by blocking out the sun, and SuperPAC Vampires for an...
AOC: ‘We can seriously reduce crime if we just legalize shoving people onto subway train tracks’
NEW YORKâThe epidemic of people shoving other people onto train tracks in New York subway stations has gotten the attention...
Dr. Evil sues Alex Jones for $Gazillion Bajillion
AUSTIN- Supervillain Dr. Evil's legal team announced a new lawsuit against Alex Jones seeking a gazillion bajillion dollar settlement.Dr. Evil...
