BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
Barron Trump to take up crack cocaine and sex trafficking so the FBI will leave him alone
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Barron Trump, son of the former President Trump is considering getting into crack cocaine and sex trafficking so that...
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Biden to appoint Jussie Smollett as head of newly revamped U.S. Ministry or Truth
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has appointed world-renowned actor Jussie Smollett who was recently convicted of staging a hate crime against...
Believe All Women changes its name to ‘Believe All Women *Except Ashley Biden’
US—The international activist group Believe All Women has officially changed its name to "Believe All Women *Except Ashley Biden" according...
Biden: Video footage of him calling Trump voters a ‘threat to the nation’ is Russian disinformation
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has said that video footage of him calling Trump voters a "threat to the nation" in...
Chicago Mayor to Texas Gov: ‘How dare you send illegals to my city that openly welcomes them!’
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot blasted Texas Governor Greg Abbott for bussing illegal immigrants to Chicago, which openly welcomes them. “How dare...
BREAKING: Biden to hire unemployed Antifa activists to put all political opponents in prison
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden will be hiring unemployed Antifa activists to round up political opponents in order to ship them...
BREAKING: Biden invades Poland
PHILADELPHIA—President* Biden addressed hecklers and brought a firm and direct tone to Thursday night's "battle for the soul of the nation"...
Biden sacrifices two goats to Moloch in speech on ‘Battle for the soul of America’
PHILADELPHIA—President* Joe Biden delivered his boldest move for the soul of America, sacrificing two goats to Moloch during his speech on...
Taliban surrenders Afghanistan to U.S. after Biden says they need F-15s to take on U.S. government
KABUL—In a stunning turn of events, the Taliban, which drove the US out of Afghanistan, has surrendered the country back...
