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Woman who got rich from people burning down cities get her mansion burnt down by wildfire 
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Brave LAFD hosts Pride Parade in charred Pacific Palisades neighborhood 
BREAKING: AOC says she was ‘nearly murdered’ on Capitol steps attack
WASHINGTON, DC—Over a year after the War of January 6th, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has issued a statement saying she...
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Dollar Tree renamed ‘Buck-Fifty Bush’ amid skyrocketing inflation
US—U.S. inflation surged to a new four-decade high in June because of rising prices for gas, food and rent, squeezing household...
EXCLUSIVE: First Images from the James Webb Space Telescope
(NASA) The dawn of a new era in astronomy has begun as the world gets its first look at the...
Anti-Defamation League labels ‘2+2=4’ a hate symbol
LOS ANGELES (CNN)—The math equation "2+2=4" is now a hate symbol, according to a new report by the Anti-Defamation League....
BREAKING: Presidential Limo ‘The Beast’ at center of Jan 6 hearing is found dead in apparent suicide
WASHINGTON, DC—The armored presidential limousine dubbed "The Beast", which is at the center of the January 6 Commission investigation, has...
BREAKING: Unvaxxed, unhealthy, sick, risk to all of society, person wins Wimbledon
WIMBLEDON, ENGLAND—An unhealthy, unvaxxed, sick, risk to society somehow won one of the most grueling sporting events in the world:...
Experts agree this is how the US will look in 3 years if we don’t reverse climate change now
US—In an utterly horrifying projection, experts across the client science field agreed that this picture is how the US will...
Justin Trudeau gives touching homage to former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe
OTTAWA—World leaders past and present expressed shock and sadness at the death of former Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe, who was...
Megan Rapinoe bravely stands on American flag while receiving the Presidential Medal of Honor
WASHINGTON, DC—Soccer player Megan Rapinoe bravely stood on an American flag while receiving the Presidential Medal of Honor from President*...
Mitch McConnell posts video of himself twerking to drum up support for midterms
WASHINGTON, DC—After Rhode Island state Senator Tiara Mack gained massive social reactions for posting a video of herself twerking on...
