Hunter Biden claims new ‘masterpieces’ lost in wildfire were totally worth $200 million 
AOC: ‘If global warming is a hoax, why is it 90° in Australia now in the middle of WINTER?!’ 
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth storms Senate Armed Forces Hearing; claims Capitol for Jesus Christ 
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth opens senate confirmation hearing by calling Adam Schiff ‘so ugly even Epstein wouldn’t bring him to his island’ 
BREAKING: In lieu of aid, Biden reassures California wildfire victims he will be sending $100 billion to Ukraine in their name 
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BURBANK, CA—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) on Tuesday officially launched Delta+ variant of the COVID pandemic, its...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
‘I have never but once prayed to God: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And He granted it.’
I have some great quotes but this one is probably the best! "I have never made but one prayer to...
White House unveils uniforms for new door-to-door vaccine informants
WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden announced Tuesday that his administration would step up efforts to get Americans vaccinated against COVID-19 with a new...
BREAKING: Haitian President Jovenel Moïse to expose Clinton Foundation fraud tomorrow
The Clintons fundraising activities have long been raising justified concerns. However, foreign investigations into the Clinton Foundation’s activities are moving...
Getting a tan on the beach is cultural appropriation of Blacks and must be outlawed
I recently visited a beach in the progressive utopia of California and what do you think I saw? I'll tell...
72 Chicagoans shot by black white supremacists July 4th weekend
US—As President* Joe Biden has made abundantly clear, white supremacy is the most lethal threat to America—more deadly than Antifa...
FBI warns millions of white supremacists to terrorize the country July 4 by having peaceful BBQ with friends
WASHINGTON, DC—The Federal Bureau of Investigation has been overwhelmed with reports of extremist white supremacists planning to terrorize America on...
All positions in new gay NFL will be referred to as ‘tight end’
NEW YORK—After recently announcing that the NFL is gay with new pink sequin uniforms, Commissioner Roger Goodell has made the...
POLL: Most Americans unimpressed with their 12-month free trial of communism
A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Institute shows that a majority of Americans are unimpressed with their 12-month free...
Nurses across US preparing for long COVID Delta variant Tik Tok battles
US—Nurses across the country are preparing for the inevitable long battle against the COVID Delta variant but stretching and stretching,...
