BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort 
White House unveils uniforms for new door-to-door vaccine informants
WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden announced Tuesday that his administration would step up efforts to get Americans vaccinated against COVID-19 with a new...
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BREAKING: Haitian President Jovenel Moïse to expose Clinton Foundation fraud tomorrow
The Clintons fundraising activities have long been raising justified concerns. However, foreign investigations into the Clinton Foundation’s activities are moving...
Getting a tan on the beach is cultural appropriation of Blacks and must be outlawed
I recently visited a beach in the progressive utopia of California and what do you think I saw? I'll tell...
72 Chicagoans shot by black white supremacists July 4th weekend
US—As President* Joe Biden has made abundantly clear, white supremacy is the most lethal threat to America—more deadly than Antifa...
FBI warns millions of white supremacists to terrorize the country July 4 by having peaceful BBQ with friends
WASHINGTON, DC—The Federal Bureau of Investigation has been overwhelmed with reports of extremist white supremacists planning to terrorize America on...
All positions in new gay NFL will be referred to as ‘tight end’
NEW YORK—After recently announcing that the NFL is gay with new pink sequin uniforms, Commissioner Roger Goodell has made the...
POLL: Most Americans unimpressed with their 12-month free trial of communism
A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Institute shows that a majority of Americans are unimpressed with their 12-month free...
Nurses across US preparing for long COVID Delta variant Tik Tok battles
US—Nurses across the country are preparing for the inevitable long battle against the COVID Delta variant but stretching and stretching,...
NFL releases new super-gay uniforms
NEW YORK—Doubling down on their "Football is gay" message, the NFL has released its new super-gay uniforms for the 2021...
BREAKING: Donald Rumsfeld to personally lead expedition to Hell to find Iraq’s WMD
WASHINGTON, DC—Determined to be proven right about Iraq's stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction in 2003, President* Joe Biden has...
