AOC demands Black Friday be renamed ‘Friday of Color’ 
Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs 
Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus 
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Dems shocked to find their lives still suck after Trump is no longer president
US—Many Democrats are flying high after the culmination of more than four years’ of bipartisan work to end the reign...
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BREAKING: Virus deaths no longer the fault of the president
WASHINGTON, DC—Following Joe Biden's presidential inauguration, the media announced that deaths attributed to the China Virus are no longer the...
Biden to add 87 Supreme Court justices in memory of Ruth Bader Ginsburg
WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden announced today within his first 100 days, he’ll be adding 87 new justices to the Supreme...
BREAKING: President Biden was tragically killed in a car accident tomorrow
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, newly sworn-in President Joe Biden has tragically died in a car accident tomorrow....
BREAKING: US Constitution dead at 233
UNITED STATES—Media reports confirm that shortly after Joe Biden was sworn in as president, the Constitution of the United States...
BREAKING: Violent insurgency continues in DC during Biden inauguration
WASHINGTON, DC—Despite the 25,000 armed National Guardsmen around the US capital, the violent insurgency by Trump supporters unable to accept...
BREAKING: JFK Jr. ALIVE; will make surprise appearance just before inauguration
WASHINGTON, DC—Long thought dead from an airplane crash in 1999, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr. is alive and has requested to...
Biden team installs big screens in cemeteries across US so his voters can watch inauguration
US—The Biden team has been busy installing inflatable big screens in cemeteries across the United States so his voters can...
Biden to mandate 12-month paid vacation for all American workers
WASHINGTON, DC—In preparation of Biden taking office this week, the transition team has released a partial list of legislative items...
25k National Guard troops for inauguration will be Joe Biden’s largest crowd ever
WASHINGTON, DC—As many as 25,000 National Guard personnel are pouring into Washington, DC to enhance security for Wednesday's presidential inauguration,...
