Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs 
Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus 
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
Dems say we can’t investigate election fraud because ‘we’ve run out of investigations’
US—After years of investigations into the Trump administration, Democrats now say that there can’t be any more investigations because, "we have...
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BREAKING: Joe Biden declares war on two countries during victory speech
WASHINGTON DC--Shortly after the MSNBC declared Joe Biden president-elect of the United States of America during a disputed election, Biden...
All disagreement suddenly ends in America as Biden elected president
US—After his historic victory in the presidential election, which was the first not to have voter fraud, former Vice President...
BREAKING: America is no longer a systemically racist country
(CNN) Thanks to a crushing victory in the 2020 presidential race by Joe Biden, eulogist for KKK Grand Cyclops Robert...
AOC to compile list of political enemies once she learns how to read and write
On November 6, 2020, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's intern tweeted from her account: https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1324807776510595078 Follow up interviews clarified the...
BREAKING: We declare Kanye West the 46th president of the United States
WASHINGTON DC—Prestigious news organization Genesius Times has declared Kanye West the 46th president of the United States of America. West...
Biden won’t release the cure to cancer until Trump concedes
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden says he will not release the cure to cancer until after President Donald Trump...
BREAKING: Nevada switches to Common Core math with 10k Republican votes left to count
LAS VEGAS—Election officials in Nevada warned that they may not have results for the presidential election until some time after...
Hillary Clinton says Republicans should accept defeat just like she did in 2016
CHAPPAQUA, NY--Former Secretary of State and former presidential nominee Hillary Clinton made the rounds on various news shows Friday scolding...
Biden: ‘They aren’t illegal ballots, they’re undocumented votes’
WASHINGTON DC—Presidential nominee Joe Biden has defended the vast number of illegal votes being uncovered by citizens around the country...
