Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs
Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus
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Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government
ATLANTA—Former Georgia Representative Stacey Abrams has discovered thousands of previously uncounted 2020 presidential ballots in her belly button, 100 percent...
PHILADELPHIA—The New York Metropolitan Jail guards who were watching Jeffrey Epstein while he was suicided have been brought in to ensure...
PHILADELPHIA—A masked man has committed armed robbery in broad daylight. The robbery occurred Friday morning at the Pennsylvania Convention Center,...
PHILADELPHIA—The local Procrastinators Club has officially called the presidential election and declared Joe Biden vice president. Biden, who is running...
US—Joe Biden has received more votes from dead people than any presidential candidate in U.S. history, surpassing the record set...
EGYPT—An archeological mission just unearthed a new tomb in Al-Bhidenfa in southern Egypt. The discovery includes well preserved mummies, artwork,...
CARSON CITY, NV—Nevada election officials apologized for technical difficulties while they scramble to steal the election for Democratic presidential nominee...
MADISON, WI—It appeared that President Donald Trump was going to win Wisconsin in the 2020 election until—quite miraculously—election officials discovered...
PHILADELPHIA—Election officials in Pennsylvania warned that they may not have results for the presidential election until some time after 2021...
(CNN) A day after the national election, millions of Americans were shocked to discover that lots of people disagree with...
