Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs 
Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus 
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
BREAKING: MSNBC offers Melania Rachel Maddow’s spot if Donald drops out of the race
MSNBC calls it a 'win-win', an off season trade, 'in with the new, out with the old'. No matter how...
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Biden wants ‘master debater’ Jeffrey Toobin to moderate next presidential debate
WILMINGTON, DE—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden wants who he says is a "master debater" Jeffrey Toobin to moderate the next...
Facebook, Twitter fact-checkers halt vicious lies that Hunter Biden is related to Joe Biden
SILICON VALLEY—Fact-checkers for tech giants Facebook and Twitter have halted vicious lies about the pristine Joe Biden campaign, which seem...
Libertarians hold battle royale to determine who is a real libertarian
HOUSTON—Following decades of debate among libertarians as to what constitutes a "real libertarian,' top party members gathered in Houston for...
Hillary: ‘Russian hackers helped Trump by installing a horrible Democratic nominee’
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has stated that Russian hackers have helped Trump again in the 2020 election by...
Biden behind bleachers when school lets out waiting for Trump to show
NORTH SHORES, DE—Jill Biden commented, “Joe has always been resolute. He's also a tough guy, one of the things that...
BREAKING: Schiff has evidence that Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son Hunter
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence to the...
BREAKING: Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence...
Women’s march attacks women who support a woman SCOTUS nominee ‘because women!’
WASHINGTON DC--The estrogen was oozing from every pore Saturday at the National Women's March, where many women marchers attacked women...
Early voting found to be 116% free of fraud
NASHVILLE—Early voting has begun in Tennessee and the secretary of state has announced that it has been 116 percent free...
