BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort 
Biden orders everyone to watch the KFC movie together for unity
The first step toward American unity that President-Elect Biden and Harris promised has been announced. Our Democratic leaders will unite...
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BREAKING: Giuliani presents evidence the Supreme Court has never seen before
WASHINGTON DC—Attorney for President Trump Rudy Giuliani today presented evidence that the 2020 presidential election was illegitimate, which most state...
Revolutionary Reset: Biden eager to forge new relationship with the bourgeoisie GOP
NEWARK, DE—President elect, Joe Biden announced his plan to bring the country back together like the French did in their...
President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State
WASHINGTON DC—At a live press conference, President-Elect Kanye West announced President Donald Trump will be the Secretary of State in...
BREAKING: Texas to send 1000 electors since the Constitution doesn’t matter anymore
AUSTIN—The state of Texas is preparing to send 1,000 electors to the electoral college since the Supreme Court has ruled...
BREAKING: Supreme Court rules that states should go to war to settle differences
The Supreme Court of the United States ruled today that if states in the Union have differences that they should...
Buttigieg wants China ambassadorship after learning there are no black people there
SOUTH BEND, IN—Former Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has requested the Chinese ambassadorship after learning that there are no black...
BREAKING: Supreme Court rules against Texas, Trump in 6-5 vote
WASHINGTON DC—The Supreme Court has ruled against the State of Texas and President Donald Trump in a close six to...
Biden’s worship of the Devil puts him at odds with some of his fellow Catholics
WASHINGTON DC—In January of 1961, John F. Kennedy, became the first Catholic President of the United States. Now, sixty years...
YouTube unveils its new logo
MOUNTAINVIEW, CA—YouTube’s CEO Susan Wojcicki unveiled YouTube's new logo today in Sillicon Valley, launching a rebranding effort that more closely...
