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BREAKING: Many ‘totally innocent’ people begging for presidential pardons for the crimes they didn’t commit 
Trump Hollywood Envoy’s replaces fire-damaged Hollywood sign with “Trump Won” 
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty ahead of Trump inauguration 
BREAKING: New fake government climate data in line with completely fabricated climate forecast 
BREAKING: Corrupt FBI to investigate corrupt Michigan election
DETROIT—The corrupt Federal Bureau of Investigation will investigate the corrupt Michigan election in order to assure all Americans that the...
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BREAKING: GOP sneak in massive amounts of illegal Trump ballots at 4am in key swing states
US—Massive amounts of previously uncounted Trump ballots have been discovered in key swing states such as Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, and...
BREAKING: Biden to sell all red US states to China in first 100 days
WASHINGTON DC—Self-identifying President-Elect Joe Biden will sell 23 red states to China in his first 100 days in office. Hunter...
Biden to print ‘Black Lives Matter’ on every bomb he will drop on innocent black people
WASHINGTON DC—In a compassionate move, self-identifying president-elect Joe Biden has promised that once he is commander in chief, he will...
BREAKING: Joe Biden creates COVID-19 vaccine just days after being declared president-elect
WILMINGTON, DE--Just days after the mainstream media declared Joe Biden the president-elect, he created a vaccine for COVID-19 that experts...
BREAKING: Late ballot dump in Michigan rockets Jeb Bush into the lead
EAST LANSING, MI—In a surprise ballot dump in Baraga County rocketed the longshot candidate election fraud. into the lead. All...
Case for Biden sainthood opened at Vatican after he raised millions from the dead on election day
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis has praised the initiation of the cause for sainthood for US politician Joe Biden after evidence has...
Fox declares Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl LV champions
TAMPA, FL—With nearly three months to go before Superbowl LV, Fox News has declared the Philadelphia Eagles the winners. The...
BREAKING: CNN projects Kamala Harris winner of 2024 presidential election
US—Millions of people took to the street to celebrate as Joe Biden's VP pick Kamala Harris was projected winner of...
BREAKING: Large political rallies are okay again
NEW YORK—CNN has confirmed that large political rallies are okay again as long as they are full of people celebrating...
