Mamdani Organizes NYC’s Inaugural Public Stoning of Rape Victim
WNBA Installs New Mid-Court Pro Wrestling Ring to Help Players Pummel Caitlin Clark
Trump Stocks Reflecting Pool with Man-Eating Piranhas to Deter Purple-Haired Vandals
Ewoks have taken over the Obama Presidential Center and have disarmed the shield generator
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Qaqortoq, Greenland—Charlie Natt, a Berkeley, CA resident is suing Donald Trump and "all the Republicans" after his Arctic Circle real...
Political commentator and world-renowned philanthropist Matt Walsh is taking matters into his own hands after Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) blamed...
LOS ANGELES—NBA superstar LeBron James demanded more equality in America after his team, the Lakers, were ousted from the NBA...
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot has launched a new program called "shots for shots" to increase COVID-19 vaccination rates among Chicago's gang...
The Muslim dictatorship formally known as Persia is still supporting proxy wars around the world, and persecuting Christians, for which...
(CNN) Brave anchor Chris Cuomo has made it very clear that it is illegal to read emails obtained through a...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bizarre Memorial Day service, President* Joe Biden wished everyone a "Happy Thanksgiving," and saluted "all the fallen...
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to former President Trump's Space Force and just in time for Pride Month, President* Biden has launched...
WASHINGTON DC—After numerous failed attempts of uniting the country as promised, former Vice-President Joe Biden revealed his new spray tan...
